Whatsapp is the number one messenger app for mobile phones. If you installed it on your phone,you must be using whatsapp statutes there. And if you want to update your whatsapp profile with new message or status,here are top list of the best whatsapp status updates,messages and quotes. For the best navigation,I have divided the list to sub topics.
Best Whatsapp Status Messages
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Love Statuses for Whatsapp
Love is the cutest instinct that a person owns.It is okay to fall in love and think about it all the day long. So,if you are in love and want to show an amazing love status for your whatsapp profile,then this section is for you.
#1. Love isn’t something you find. Love is something that finds you.
#2. Love is when the other person’s happiness is more important than your own.
#3. Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.
#4. Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love.
#5. Immature love says: ‘I love you because I need you.’ Mature love says ‘I need you because I love you.’
#6. True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.
#7. I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.
#8. Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.
#9. Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
#10. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
#11. To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.
#12. Where there is love there is life.
#13. The sweetest of all sounds is that of the voice of the woman we love.
#14. Love doesn’t make the world go ’round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
#15. The love we give away is the only love we keep.
#16. Love is the flower you’ve got to let grow.
#17. The art of love is largely the art of persistence.
#18. Love has no age, no limit; and no death.
#19. Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.
#20. We loved with a love that was more than love.
#21. Love is the greatest gift that God has given us. It’s free.
#22. Love is a game that two can play and both win.
#23. True love cannot be found where it does not exist, nor can it be denied where it does.
#24. There is no love that is not an echo.
#25. If fear is the great enemy of intimacy, love is its true friend.
Funny Whatsapp Statuses
Funny messages,jokes,quotes are always in demand. Here are the list of 25 funny whatsapp status updates for your profile.
#26.A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.
#27.Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
#28.Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
#29.I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
#30.I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
#31.Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.
#32.No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
#33.I never said most of the things I said.
#34.Too much agreement kills a chat.
#35.If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.
#36.A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
#37.Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
#38.If at first you don’t succeed… so much for skydiving.
#39.I think the eyes flirt most. There are so many ways to use them.
#40.An idea isn’t responsible for the people who believe in it.
#41.Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.
#42.I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
#43.I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
#44.Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
#45.I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
#46.In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
#47.Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
#48.If at first you don’t succeed, blame your parents.
#49.Never have more children than you have car windows.
#50.Experience is a funny thing. You don’t always have it when you need it.
Cool Whatsapp Statuses
#51.I’m not the kind of person who tries to be cool or trendy, I’m definitely an individual.
#52.Being cool is being your own self, not doing something that someone else is telling you to do.
#53.Let your soul stand cool and composed before a million universes.
#54.I want to be a vampire. They’re the coolest monsters.
#55.I think you have to be cool to be a good flirt, and I don’t think I’m very cool.
#56.Nothing is cooler and more attractive than a big comeback, and that’ll be me.
#57.Rather be dead than cool.
#58.Being uncool is being pretty much the coolest you can be.
#59.I’ve never done anything because I thought it would look cool.
#60.You don’t have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool.
#61.It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
#62.The secret was to just be cool, stay in God’s graces, and work it out.
#63.No-one has ever called me a cool dude. I’m somewhere between geek and normal.
#64.I think I’m cool. That’s all that matters.
#65.I’m not quite as cool as I would like to be, really.
#66.I’d love to date somebody cool, fun, funny.
#67.It’s cool to be different and just be who you are and shock people in a good way.
#68.I am a bit of a bad boy. I have tattoos and I mess around. That’s part of my image, so it’s cool.
#69.A full beard looks cool.
#70.For me, the cool thing is doing things that could only be done in gaming.
#71.Music is music, ultimately. If it makes you feel good, cool.
#72.For most of my life, I’ve thought of myself as pretty cool.
#73.I just like short hair on women; I think it’s cool.
#74.I’m just a cool type of guy who’s all about positives.
#75.The Internet is for haters. Everyone wants to knock somebody down, but it’s cool.
Short Whatsapp Statuses
#76.I don’t want to earn my living; I want to live.
#77.Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
#78.All our words from loose using have lost their edge.
#79.Work hard. Dream big.
#80.Life is too short to work so hard.
#81.Life is short. Live passionately.
#82.Brutality creates respect.
#83.Slow and steady wins the race.
#84.The trouble is you think you have time.
#85.A dreamer lives for eternity.
#86.Nature does nothing uselessly.
#87.Truth is the daughter of time.
#88.Live each day as if it’s your last.
#89.Wherever I go I will find you, my God.
#90.Inhale the future. Exhale the past.
#91.Be in love with your life – every detail of it.
#92.The less you care, the happier you’ll be.
#93.Beware the bareness of a busy life
#94.The only thing in life achieved without effort is failure.
#95.You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
#96.Spread positivity because negativity is overrated.
#97.Your business – our cloud.
#98.Reality is a conspiracy when we live in illusion.
#99.If life was simple, it would have been made in china.
#100.Some things change…some neva do!
Friendship Whatsapp Statuses
#100.Remember that the most valuable antiques are dear old friends.
#101.The greatest gift of life is friendship, and I have received it.
#102.Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
#103.One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood.
#104.A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
#105.There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship.
#106.Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend.
#107.Friends are the siblings God never gave us.
#108.A friend is what the heart needs all the time.
#109.Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.
#108.One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.
#109.A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world.
#110.Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.
#111.Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.
#112.Rare as is true love, true friendship is rarer.
#113.My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
#114.The only way to have a friend is to be one.
#115.Friends are born, not made.
#116.There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.
#117.A true friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else.
#118.Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
#119.Friends and good manners will carry you where money won’t go.
#120.A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.
#121.Your friend is your needs answered.
#122.Friendship is one mind in two bodies.
#123.Never do a wrong thing to make a friend or to keep one.
Sad Whatsapp Statuses
#124. Some days are just bad days, that’s all. You have to experience sadness to know happiness, and I remind myself that not every day is going to be a good day, that’s just the way it is!
#125. Tears come from the heart and not from the brain.
#126. Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water.
#127. We never taste happiness in perfection, our most fortunate successes are mixed with sadness.
#128. The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy.
#129. Affliction comes to us, not to make us sad but sober; not to make us sorry but wise.
#130. Sadness flies away on the wings of time.
#131. Our sweetest songs are those that tell of saddest thought.
#132. A sad soul can kill quicker than a germ.
#133. A teardrop on earth summons the King of heaven.
#134. I’ve cried, and you’d think I’d be better for it, but the sadness just sleeps, and it stays in my spine the rest of my life.
#135. Red is the ultimate cure for sadness.
#136. Tears are the summer showers to the soul.
#137. First, accept sadness. Realize that without losing, winning isn’t so great.
#138. Sadness is but a wall between two gardens.
#139. There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
#140. Dying is only one thing to be sad over… Living unhappily is something else.
#141. I do believe that if you haven’t learnt about sadness, you cannot appreciate happiness.
#142. Crying is cleansing. There’s a reason for tears, happiness or sadness.
#143. In deep sadness there is no place for sentimentality.
#144. It doesn’t hurt to feel sad from time to time.
#145. We never taste a perfect joy; our happiest successes are mixed with sadness.
#146. Nobody understands another’s sorrow, and nobody another’s joy.
#147. One must not let oneself be overwhelmed by sadness.
#148. I had sadness for breakfast.
Motivational Whatsapp Statuses
#149. Either you run the day or the day runs you.
#150. Good, better, best. Never let it rest. ‘Til your good is better and your better is best.
#151. When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on.
#152. Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory.
#153. In order to succeed, we must first believe that we can.
#154. Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it.
#155. Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough.
#156. What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
#157. A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others.
#158.The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
#159.Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later.
#160.You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
#161.It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.
#162.Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.
#163.Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
#164.With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
#165.If you can dream it, you can do it.
#166.Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star.
#167.Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can.
#168.Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
#169.We may encounter many defeats but we must not be defeated.
#170.Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence.
#171.Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
#172.Your talent is God’s gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God.
#173.Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
Clever Whatsapp Statuses
#174.Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.
#175.Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow.
#176.In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision.
#177.Positive anything is better than negative nothing.
#178.To succeed, you need to find something to hold on to, something to motivate you, something to inspire you.
#179.Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.
#180.Your smile will give you a positive countenance that will make people feel comfortable around you.
#181.If you’re not making mistakes, then you’re not doing anything. I’m positive that a doer makes mistakes.
#182.I believe if you keep your faith, you keep your trust, you keep the right attitude, if you’re grateful, you’ll see God open up new doors.
#183.Live life to the fullest, and focus on the positive.
#184.The most important thing is to try and inspire people so that they can be great in whatever they want to do.
#185.Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will.
#186.The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
#187.My dear friend, clear your mind of cant.
#188.Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
#189.The starting point of all achievement is desire.
#190.Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.
#191.Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!
#192.Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.
#193.Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
#194.Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
#195.Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
#196.Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
#197.Study the past, if you would divine the future.
#198.Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is perilous.
Birthday Whatsapp Statuses
#199.Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!
#200.Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.
#201.There are two great days in a person’s life – the day we are born and the day we discover why.
#202. The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
#203.The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
#204.How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
#205.Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.
#206.Don’t just count your years, make your years count.
#207.You don’t get older, you get better.
#208.Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.
#209.Love the giver more than the gift.
#210.The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been.
#211.The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.
#212.All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
#213.You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
#214.I’m a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory.
#215. I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
#216. To give somebody your time is the biggest gift you can give.
#217. Let them eat cake.
#218. I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I got a cake.
#219. The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
#220. To me – old age is always ten years older than I am.
#221. A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
#222. There is still no cure for the common birthday.
#223. The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.
Life Whatsapp Statuses
#224.Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
#225.The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.
#226.Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
#227.We do not remember days, we remember moments.
#228.Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.
#229.Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
#230.The truth is you don’t know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.
#231.Life’s most persistent and urgent question is, ‘What are you doing for others?’
#232.The purpose of our lives is to be happy.
#233.My life is my message.#11.The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge.
#234.I have found that if you love life, life will love you back.
#235.One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure.
#236.The privilege of a lifetime is being who you are.
#237.A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives.
#238.The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it.
#239.You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.
#240.Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans.
#241.Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it.
#242.Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale.
#243.Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it.
#244.Life is a succession of moments, to live each one is to succeed.
#245.Most people have never learned that one of the main aims in life is to enjoy it.
#246.Our life always expresses the result of our dominant thoughts.
#247.Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.
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